Presidential Kittens

    A pretty  little girl named Suzy was standing on the  sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a  basket containing a number tiny creatures; in  her hand was a sign announcing FREE  KITTENS.
   Suddenly  a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.  Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning  man.
"Hi  there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do  you have in the basket?" he  asked.
"Kittens."  little Suzy said.

How old  are they? asked Obama.
Suzy  replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't  even open yet."
"And  what kind of kittens are  they?"
"Democrats,"  answered Suzy with a smile.

    Obama  was delighted. As soon as he returned to his  car, he called his PR chief and told him about  the little girl and the  kittens.
    Recognizing  the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that  the president should return the next day, and,  in front of the assembled media, have the girl  talk about her discerning  kittens.
    So the  next day, Suzy was again standing on the  sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when  another motorcade pulled up, this time followed  by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Cameras  and audio equipment were quickly set up, then  Obama got out of his limo and walked over to  little Suzy.

"Hello,  again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell  all my friends out there what kind of kittens  you're giving away."
"Yes  sir," Suzy said. "They're  Republicans."

Taken by  surprise, the president stammered, "But...  but... yesterday, you told me they were  DEMOCRATS."

Little  Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they  have their eyes open."

To: All Patriots
Submitted By:    Angelgirl   

COMMENT BY:     Angelgirl
12/14/2009 5:18:21 P.M.
Eastern Standard Time
Too Cut! I love it and it is so true
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